Sunday, May 31, 2009

Which Video Game System Are You?

I made this quiz for the ladies! I think it's pretty accurate, but like I said... I made it!

Which Video Game System Are You?

Enjoy and have fun with it!

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Real Women of Color

Whether she's radiant red, galactic green, or nebula blue, extraterrestrial girls always get the most action--and I'm not talking about their lipstick colors! As much as I gloat about the abilities of my fellow chocolate sisters in science fiction, there are ACTUAL women of color that seem to always marvel and entice us humans, men and women alike. Since the list of chromatic cuties could fill an intergalactic Playboy magazine, I'm just going to focus on the top 3 best looking alien races. It's a good thing these chicks live on other worlds, or else we Earth girls would be out of luck when it came to grabbing the fellas!

1. Twi'leks
Origin Planet: Ryloth

Reoccurring Series: Star Wars
Appeal: This beautiful species comes in a variety of flavors--and by flavors I refer to their alliance with good or evil forces. You can find female Twi'leks anywhere from Jedi academies to cantina stages and anywhere in between. They are primarily a neutral race, which seems odd since most other species form such unhealthy dependencies on their females' beauty. Their one (or two) dis
tinguishing features are their long tentacle appendages that grow from their skulls. Most people find tentacles an immediate turnoff, but one look from these lithe and mesmerizing creatures turns any male species into Bantha blue milk.

2. Orions
Origin Planet: Orion
Reocurring Series: Star Trek
Appeal: They are known as Orion slaves girls, but do no let their name fool you into pity. The one
being enslaved is most likely you! With enough pheromones to subdue an entire football stadium of males, these emerald vixens know how to run a good business. You will hardly see an Orion slave girl outside of a "captor's" care, although you may never see them unhappy. Captain Kirk of the S.S. Enterprise had his share of green goodies (not to mention maybe every other color of the rainbow), but as we all know, too much of a good thing can turn sour. Although pleasing, one cannot assume that the Orions' control over members of a Federation ship was in the best interest of anyone--especially the female crew.

3. Asari
Origin Planet: Thessia
Reocurring Series: Mass Effect
Appeal: This soft blue alien race it has no gender...but they're female. Obviously this gives them even more of a sex appeal for guys since their only means of reproduction might involve what would appear to be "girl on girl" action. Asari base their relationships off of life-long somewhat "spiritual" bonds that they can share with any gender or race outside of their own. They also have a great way of enhancing physical pleasure by tapping into their companion's emotional needs. Sounds hot, huh? Instead of trying to guess what people are thinking, they just look! Quite a useful skill, giving the asari a great advantage in diplomacy, both sensual and political.